I am Trot
Trot the Schmoez

That Trot the Schmoez !
That Trot the Schmoez !
I do not like that Trot the Schmoez

Do you like these Equinics foes ?
I do not like them, Trot the Shmoez
I do not like these Equinics foes

Would you like them in a pack ?
I would not like them in a pack.
I would not like them on the track

I do not like these Equinics foes ?
I do not like them, Trot the Shmoez

Would you like them in a race?
Would you like them with some pace ?

I do not like them in a race.
I do not like them with some pace
I would not like them in a pack.
I would not like them on the track
I do not like these Equinics foes
I do not like them, Trot the Shmoez

Would you like them for a buck
Would you like to wish them luck
Not for a buck, not with some luck
Not in a race, not with some pace
I would not like them in a pack.
I would not like them on the track
I do not like these Equinics Foes
I do not like them, Trot the Shmoez

The winners circle ! The winners circle ! The winners circle ! The winners circle !
Could you, would you in the Winners Circle
Not for the Win, Not for the Place,
Not for the Show, Trot ! Let me be
I do not like them in a race.
I do not like them with some pace
I would not like them in a pack.
I would not like them on the track
I will not like them for a buck
I will not like to wish them luck
I do not like these Equinics Foes
I do not like them, Trot the Shmoez